March 2012
“Did black people just become slaves because they had nothing else to do?”
– This kid in my class just said the most stupid thing. (via holymotherofrowling)
February 2012
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princemilk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
Miss Piggy On Beauty
ribbonsandgeekery:
Gaahd, Miss Piggys interview on beauty for Vogue gave me a smile from ear to ear. I love that sexy body positive pig.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
The wonders of education, by the one and only Rick...
think-progress:
“President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob.”
“I understand why [Obama] wants you to go to college. He wants to remake you in his image.”
